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Nat Webb kinda, sort of momentarily considered voting for George W. Bush; also rapes puppies, steals candy from babies

Shocking news tore through Wesleyan this past week, leaving a path of emotional scars and physical destruction in its wake, ...

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Editors’ Note: The truth comes out

We don't want to talk about it.

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If Katie Brown was any movie character, she would be “Agent Cody Banks”

Because I am a film major, people are always asking me what movie character they would be if they were ...

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Snakehead vs. Kamchatka: Which actual sea monster will kill you first?

A great many people, famous and unknown, die every day. But some die worse deaths than others. Passing away in ...

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In It to Win It: Everything you need to know to place your bets on the top eight

Gerald Ford Alignment: Lawful Good Treasure: none Armor Class: 7 Movement: 12 Hit Points: 1d8 + 2 Damage per Attack: ...

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Editors’ Note: Not expected to survive the semester

There's nothing funny to write about any more, and we'll tell you why: because the apocalypse is coming, and we ...

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Losers Circle: The Adventures of Reagan and Arafat in Heaven

Reagan: I can't believe we got out in the first round. I mean, I know winning the title is a ...

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Literally Death-Defying excitement marks opening round of tournament: eight combatants live on; eight, well, don’t

Whoa, nelly! Bring your own boo-yah! Dipsy-doo-dunkaroo! Additional nonsensical generic sports-commentator exclamation! The unpredictable madness of March was amplified exponentially ...

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Fauver dorms incite ever more student wrath

A number of features of the new Fauver Dorms, intended to open in the fall of 2005, have earned the ...

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Class of 2005 enters Brooklyn housing lottery: Reminders from ResLife

As a graduating senior, you will be required to agree to the terms of the apartment lottery before forming a ...