De-Mystifying Butts Terminology
We get it. The Butts is a confusing place: It’s easy to get lost there, and it comes with a ...
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If you wake up in the morning and you look out your dorm window, you might just catch a student ...
Fighting for Freedom, Running from Neglect
There was once a copy machine. She had four drawers and two printing trays. She could scan, but she always ...
The Opening Bit
We come back from the fake commercial break. Brendan is passing out on the couch while Brian ventures into the ...
The Interviews
Brendan: In the interest of time, our producers say that we have to bring out both of our guests at ...
Editor’s Monologue
As you may have heard, there has been quite a shakeup in the late night programming world. Jay Leno is ...
Spring Fling Through History
Everyone has their own opinion as to who should play Spring Fling this May, but wish with caution: Your favorite ...
American Idol Rewind: Where are the Stars Today?
In preparation for an exciting new season of American Idol, our reporters hit the streets to see what the past ...
Excerpt from Klosterman’s “V”
When I was a young man living in rural North Dakota we lived near a couple abandoned warehouses that were ...
Editor’s Note
The Ampersand had a very good Homecoming Weekend. We got to see our parents, grandparents, and some really nice unemployed ...