Can Friends Replace Coffee? A Hypothesis on Getting Energy From Companionship
I found myself in a peculiar position this summer. I woke up and craved coffee. Every. Single. Day. Not in ...
Opinion
Unstructured Orientation Does Not Ease the Transition as Much as Amplify Anxiety
Everyone knows the transition into your first year of college isn’t easy. You have to find new friends, create a ...
The Threat of Superintelligence
Two weeks ago, Jacob Coxon posted a thread on X announcing his resignation from Anthropic. He left as his feelings ...
Introducing Foreplay: A Collaborative, Anonymous Sex Column
Dear Cards, Welcome to Foreplay, a new, anonymous sex column centered around students’ personal anecdotes and essays! My pen name ...
Eli Eats Pho 170: A Perfect Pregame
It was 8 p.m. on a Saturday night and I was at a crossroads. I had reached that point in ...
The History Behind Recently Deceased Feminist Icons and Their Selective Activism
Dolly Parton wore her sleeves and pants flared, her jumpsuits bedazzled, and her tops cut low. She strutted in towering ...
Warriors Made Me Political
I was nine years old when I first dove into the world of Warriors by Erin Hunter. I was sitting ...
Eli Eats: Hachi and a Vigorous Defense of American Sushi
The other week I watched “Jiro Dreams of Sushi,” David Gelb’s impressively uncritical 2011 documentary of Jiro Ono, a nonagenarian ...
The 800-Pound Gorilla Speaks: Roth ’78 on Free Speech and the Future of Academia
University President Michael Roth ’78 does not fit perfectly into one ideological bucket. He has sparred with Dartmouth College President ...
Overconsumption Has Ruined Collecting
It’s no coincidence that the decline in collecting as a hobby corresponds with the decline in the consumption of physical ...