9 things that will probably happen in 2009
1. Plantains and bananas will finally agree that they are pretty much the same thing if you leave them both ...
Ampersand
Point: I love my thesis so much, I’ve already started writing another one!
Guys, writing my thesis for the past 8 months has been amazing. I mean, nothing could be more awesome than ...
Counterpoint: I am ashamed
What a disaster. I can't show this to people. No one is going to understand this movie. It's all my ...
Editors’ Note: We should have started it in September
This week's issue is dedicated to everyone turning in a thesis this week. It is mostly lists, because we wanted ...
Celebrity thesis titles: Like nipple slips for the academic crowd
"The Spatial Correlation between Transparent Glass and Room-Delineating Structures, the Gravitational Pull upon Liquid Perspiration down External Male Genitalia, and ...
Our latest excuse
With their theses finally handed in, seniors are finding themselves unable to rely on the excuse "I have to do ...
Titles for my thesis I got while walking around Mocon
The Lucky Charms Leprechaun: Cereal & the Other
If Katie Brown was any movie character, she would be “Agent Cody Banks”
Because I am a film major, people are always asking me what movie character they would be if they were ...
Editors’ Note: The truth comes out
We don't want to talk about it.
Nat Webb kinda, sort of momentarily considered voting for George W. Bush; also rapes puppies, steals candy from babies
Shocking news tore through Wesleyan this past week, leaving a path of emotional scars and physical destruction in its wake, ...