Because I am a film major, people are always asking me what movie character they would be if they were a movie character. Usually I tell them Will Smith in MIIB if they are male, and Julia Roberts in Runaway Bride if they are female, and if they are transgender I say they are Halle Berry in Gothika. Katie Brown is an exception to these rules, even though she is transgender. If Katie Brown were any movie character, she would be Agent Cody Banks.
The parallels between Katie Brown’s movie world parallel, Agent Cody Banks, and her real life are striking. First of all, just like the real Agent Cody Banks, Katie Brown cannot chew her food by herself. You need to put her food in your own mouth and chew it until it looks like oatmeal, and then you give it to her to eat. Fans of the real Agent Cody Banks will remember the famous scene where Agent Cody Banks has to find someone to chew his food for him at lunch. With Katie Brown, it is the same.
Second: Just like Agent Cody Banks, Katie has no depth perception, and uses that as an excuse for outrageous things that have nothing to do with depth perception. In the Agent Cody Banks movie, there is a part where Agent Cody Banks is trying to get into a fancy club and he’s like “True I am not on the list, but I have no depth perception, are you really going to treat me like that?” and they are like “Come right in sir.” With Katie Brown it is similar, but also a little different somewhat. Sometimes she will hit you with a hammer and be like “sorry I have no depth perception,” but what was she doing with a hammer in Olin anyway?
Third: Just as Agent Cody Banks sometimes uses the shortened moniker “Cody Banks” when he doesn’t want to be recognized, Katie Brown will sometimes say she is “Kate Brown” when she does not want people to know that she has a other identity.
Fourth: Just as Agent Cody Banks sometimes uses the shortened moniker “Cody Banks” when he doesn’t want to be recognized, Katie Brown will sometimes say she is “Kate Brown” when she does not want people to know that she has a other name.
Finally: as you all know, just like Agent Cody Banks, Katie Brown is a Nazi. Apparently the Nazis “had some really good ideas about fiscal responsibility.” Well, Katie, let me tell you something. The Nazis killed Jews. Did you even know this? I think it is despicable that you would even think it is okay to wear around that swastika in the name of your quote-unquote fiscal responsibility. When Agent Cody Banks does it, it is nuanced; but when you do it, Katie Brown, you just make yourself look anti-Semitic.
In conclusion, Katie Brown and Agent Cody Banks have many similarities, but it is important to remember that they also have differences too. It makes you think, if only people around the world could be accepting of each others differences. Stop the hate people!
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