Don’t be fooled by the globally-conscious mindset that I got, I’m still, I’m still Gelman from the block
The following is more or less how, back in September, I imagined my first dinner with my family would transpire ...
Ampersand
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Passover
Passover is the holiday celebrating the Jews’ exodus from slavery in Egypt, which you would know, if you weren’t such ...
Editors’ Note: Stop us if you’ve heard this one
Two Jews, a Catholic, a Unitarian, a Protestant, and an atheist walk into a newspaper office. "Let's make fun of ...
Anything Jew can do the Roman Catholic church can do better
Yes, Passover. I'm sure it's very exciting. And I hope you all have fun. But in case you were too ...
I was robbed of cake on my birthday because of my wacky religion
In today's world of presumed racial and religious egalitarianism, where the segregating injustices of the past have been wiped out ...
Two WASPs tell you why this night is different from every other night!!
So one time, the Jews were being oppressed in Egypt, much like your Jewish hall/housemates are oppressed today. Then Moses, ...
Class of 2009: Worst class ever
The Class of 2009 is so bad that it makes me want to pee in a pants!! I am serious ...
Editors’ Note needs a host for the weekend!
I'd like to think that all the work that went into organizing WesFest made a difference. I'll tell myself we ...
9 things that will probably happen in 2009
1. Plantains and bananas will finally agree that they are pretty much the same thing if you leave them both ...
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Prefrosh Lost: male, 5'8", 160-170 pounds, portly in a socially awkward sense, dark-rimmed glasses, hair combed over one eye, talks ...