The Eight-Year-Old Film Critic Reviews: Joss Whedon!!
If I could be anyone when I grow up I would be Spiderman. But if I could be 2 people ...
Ampersand
Information the administration is hiding from you, in convenient list form.
Actual reasons we dropped from 9th to 12th in the U.S. News and World Report rankings — Student body “too ...
The 8 Year Old Film Critic reviews senior thesis films based on their titles
I haven't seen any of these movies. But my teacher says I can use my imagination. Sometimes I finger-paint dragons ...
Editors’ Note saves the last dance
Fuck! Shit! Fuck! I cannot even believe it's the end of the year. Since this is the last issue, we ...
One last love advice column: Tips for senior week
Or as I like to call it, "The Brat Pack's Summer Vacation." It's a no-holds-barred week of drunken orgies and ...
I can’t wait for graduation, when all the lesbians will change back at the stroke of midnight!
I will admit that for the most part, graduation makes me sad. I am probably going to do jobs for ...
Everything we need to know about life we learned from Adam and Naomi
You can achieve anything you put your mind to, even if it is a dream that seems impossible like making ...
In defense of ourselves
This is an actual anonymous wespeak the Argus got last week. They're not allowed to print those. And neither are ...
The life of the Proletarian or: Perhaps I shall cultivate a drinking problem
Goodbye, Wesleyan. I’m off to find a job and an apartment. I go now proudly to enter the workforce and ...
Hold Me.
With mere moments left at Wesleyan, I feel it's only right that I express all the feelings I have kept ...