I am a total genius
I met a girl at the Sex Party, and she was gorgeous. We danced for some extended period of time, ...
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Mocon promotes homosexual agenda
A recent experiment by a Wesleyan graduate student has confirmed what many already suspected: Mocon sprays "gay" on the salad. ...
Too hot to handle
College has been described to me as being a lot like the movie Caligula, except the girls aren't your sister. ...
Everything I need to know about girls I learned from my extensive porn collectioni
Frequent pornography viewer Kyle Morpeth '09 looks forward to putting into practical use the advice and information about women he ...
A list of very respectable virgins I compiled to make myself feel better about not getting any at the Sex Party
- Hans Christian Andersen – author of The Little Mermaid - Jesus Christ – savior - Emily Dickinson – poet ...
Wespeak: Why I’m skipping my damn 50th reunion
Just last weekend I slipped into my best pair of sweatpants and got in my Volkswagen Bug (I kept telling ...
Editors’ Note: Point/Counterpoint: Relationships
Point: Stable relationships are great. You get invited to parties as a couple, which annoys all your single friends, but ...
Behind Closed, Gold-Plated, Diamond-Encrusted Doors: An Investigative Report!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ampersand staff members Ted Feldman and Jess Lane recently crashed the "Wealth and Social Change" workshop. They walked away with ...
Editors’ Note: So many stereotypes, so little time
Another year, another... oh my god I can't believe we're in this for another year. Fortunately, we have a whole ...
From the Country Club to the Munchie Club: What I Learned through Moving from Clark to WestCo
As I apprehensively walked through the hallowed doors of West College Four on that sunny August day, I quickly realized ...