Ampersand
Congratulations, guys! You've come a long way. Just think: in the future October will celebrate such triumphs as the first ...
The Indefensible Position: October is the cruelest of months
April? The cruelest of months? Give me a fucking break. T.S. Eliot clearly never experienced October in New England. It’s ...
Ampersand Business Watch: Crown Prince, Inc. buys rights to Jewish day of atonement, opens door to wave of corporate-themed holidays
In a move that sent Wall Street into a frenzy this Friday, Crown Prince, Inc., maker of such seafood delicacies ...
Editors’ Note: Best month ever!
The year is 2005. The month, October. The nation, having long been plagued by months dedicated to causes, entities, and ...
N.W.A. To Teach ’’Drive-By 101: Lightin’ Muthafuckas Up’’
In a growing effort by the Wesleyan University administration to strengthen the increasingly symbiotic relationship between the Middletown and Wesleyan ...
Wesleyan Alumnus to appear on America’s Most Wanted
Turn on your TV sets, Wesleyan, because Jim Richton '04 is scheduled to appear on this season of America's Most ...
Keeping You, the Criminal, Safe
There are some laws that are, plain and simple, meant to be broken: jaywalking, transporting fugitives across state lines, stealing ...
Governor Bans Hippie Psuedo-Music
Governor M. Jodi Rell yesterday signed into law a ban on Hippie pseudo-music yesterday, making Connecticut the tenth state to ...
Editors’ Note
So Katie and I were just minding our own business the other night, and we got attacked by freakin’ laptops. ...
Operation Safehouse
This semester, Operating Safehouse is scheduled to begin on Monday, September 26th. A note will be left on your door ...
