This semester, Operating Safehouse is scheduled to begin on Monday, September 26th. A note will be left on your door indicating if you have done something that compromises your safety.
Sample Notes:
“Door left unlocked”
“Bicycle too expensive”
“Did not use a condom last night, and word is your girlfriend is off the pill”
“Let’s be honest, you didn’t know what was in those brownies, did you?”
“Did not wear flip-flops in communal shower. Again.”
“Also, FYI: I think your roommate is peeing in the shower too. Just a heads up”
“Please do not taunt the residents of Traverse Square by offering them a twenty dollar bill and then saying ”Psych!“ and running away. Jesus Christ.”
“Stickers on laptop are for a sucky band. You deserve to have this stolen.”
“Did you know about the camera tucked away up in the corner?”
“Window ajar.”
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