The biggest mistake I ever made
We got some absinthe shipped to us from Europe. I should have known something was up because it came in ...
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How to acquire friends who are genuinely noteworthy
Hi, my name’s Claire and I evaluate people’s inner worth based on their musical tastes and appearances. Biggest mistake ever. ...
Correcting a mistake from last time around
In a News Brief in the previous issue of the Ampersand, the last line was misinterpreted by some as implying ...
A Plea for Sawyer from Passionate WSA Representative
Have you seen my roommate? His name is Sawyer Greene. I lost him. I am happy that the Where's Sawyer ...
WSA Candidate: Brian Morgan ’09
Hey, my name is Brian Morgan, but you can call me Captain. As in Captain Morgan. I am running for ...
Cheney resigns vice-presidency to join WSA
Capitol Hill was abuzz Friday after Vice President Dick Cheney announced his immediate resignation from the United States government. Cheney ...
Ampersand Nominates Five Alternatives for Office
Lets face it. The WSA elections can't be taken seriously, Tom Delay could have been elected had he lived in ...
A Brief History of the Wesleyan Student Assembly
1817: Harvard Law founded. WSA founded shortly after to give applicants to Harvard Law something to put on their resumes. ...
The Indefensible Position: October is the cruelest of months
April? The cruelest of months? Give me a fucking break. T.S. Eliot clearly never experienced October in New England. It’s ...
Ampersand Business Watch: Crown Prince, Inc. buys rights to Jewish day of atonement, opens door to wave of corporate-themed holidays
In a move that sent Wall Street into a frenzy this Friday, Crown Prince, Inc., maker of such seafood delicacies ...