Kid’s parents way cooler than he is
As summer slowly fades into the arboreal utopia of a New England autumn, a plague descends on our glowing campus. ...
Ampersand
The Price is Right: A spoiled kid’s guide to surviving parents
A lot of people at Wes don't appreciate their parents. I'll admit, in high school I thought my parents were ...
An Idiot’s Guide to Talking Shit About People on Wesleyan’s Anonymous Confession Board
Have you got a qualm to quell? Do you happen to possess some shit to spit? Are you by any ...
Time Travelling Patriots Disagree About Confession Board
Wesleyan was thrown into an uproar last month when two time travellers arrived on campus in a now-famous burst of ...
Editors’ Note:
The internet is the best place to waste time since god invented the 7-11. Anyone who has recently wasted time ...
Anonymous Confession from you know who:
One time, I took one of the public safety cars, not one of the stupid SUVs, mind you, but one ...
Four sentence letters to magazines
One time, I took one of the public safety cars, not one of the stupid SUVs, mind you, but one ...
A divine correspondence: By God “The” Almighty
Dear Jesus, I know we haven't talked in a while, but I haven't been able to find the right words ...
Editors’ Note
Mistakes happen. That’s what we tell ourselves all the time. Everyone makes them. Even God. Perhaps especially God. Because the ...
Wesleyan apology form letter
For when you make a mistake. Check boxes as needed.