• You can achieve anything you put your mind to, even if it is a dream that seems impossible like making a 15-minute digital film in just 9 months, or writing the better of two screenplays.
• Making out is the new high-five
• The reason Adam never had a clever middle name in quotation marks like the rest of us is because he wants his articles to come up when you Google his name.
• If there’s one thing that will make you completely worthless as a human being, it is athletic prowess of any kind.
• That Elbow CD wasn’t worth fighting over anyway except for maybe the first track.
• I’m curiosity Cosby, y’see!
• Stop, drop, and roll only works when you yourself are on fire
• Freshmen are easy
• No one cares if Daft Punk is playing at my house
• Red storm at night, sailor’s delight; red storm at dawn, Adam probably farted again and won’t admit to it
• The only thing better than getting drunk off tiny bottles of alcohol and pretending that you are on an airplane is getting drunk off tiny bottles of alcohol and pretending that you are an airplane
You can only go to the gym so many times before you accidentally see your professor naked in the showers
• Sometimes people get upset when you ruin the ends of movies for them, and sometimes these people are whiny bitches who weren’t going to see the movie anyway
• Prefacing every opinion with the phrase “as a film student, a writer, and a woman of color” really only works when you’re at least one of those things; however, people at Wesleyan will rarely call you on it
• Have you ever loved somebody so much it makes you cry? Have you ever needed something so bad you can’t sleep at night? Have you ever tried to find the words but they don’t come out right? Have you ever, have you ever? Pansy.
• No means no
• When in doubt, be offensive
• All the words to “Hotel California”
• I can’t dance
• “Puff the Magic Dragon” isn’t about smoking weed
• Batman could kill Superman (it turns out he keeps a file on how to stop anyone in the JLA, you know, just in case)
• Black people are funny (learned from Adam)
• Theses aren’t really that hard or good
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