Class of 2005 enters Brooklyn housing lottery: Reminders from ResLife
As a graduating senior, you will be required to agree to the terms of the apartment lottery before forming a ...
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Fauver dorms incite ever more student wrath
A number of features of the new Fauver Dorms, intended to open in the fall of 2005, have earned the ...
I had to bite off a snake head to get a senior house
As a senior who lives in a University-owned house on Home Ave, I live the life of a king. I ...
The eight-year-old film critic at the Oscars
Do you know what? The Oscars are soon. One time I got to watch the Oscars because my babysitter was ...
Editors’ Note wins best Editors’ Note Oscar!!
It's that time again: flu season. You might be thinking that flu season started an awful long time ago, and ...
Garden State was robbed
Have you ever thought about what the difference is between a movie and a film? You probably always thought they ...
Minority Report: What I want on Oscar night
The Oscars. The time when the "Academy" (aka The Man) can get together, lounging around in their three-piece suits drinking ...
If movie commercials used one-liners from the reviews on www.TeenInk.com, the world would be a better place.
"Believe that movies can make your imagination and emotions soar! It will grab your attention and bring it to another ...
The Snails strike back
Following last week's piece "Middlebury is Basically a Gigantic Piece of Shit," Adam Freelander had the following very real IM ...
Projecting our anger onto other schools for a change
Wesleyan, I hate it when we fight. I know you think I always make jokes at your expense and belittle ...