Do you know what? The Oscars are soon. One time I got to watch the Oscars because my babysitter was really nice. She had yellow hair. The Oscars are fun. Everyone wears pretty cloths. Then Joan Rivers makes fun of them. One time my mommy made me wear a turtleneck but I did not wear it because it was too itchy!
I do not know who will win the Oscars. I have not seen any of the movies. They are all rated R. I am not allowed to watch movies that are not G or PG. Bobby told me one time at lunch that if you watch an R movie, you shoot people at school. I do not want to shoot people at school. One time I saw a PG-13 movie. I think people had sex in it. I’m not sure. There was beer though. My daddy drinks beer and then cries because his job is a dead end and he says Mommy doesn’t love him anymore. Daddy gets silly when he drinks beer.
Sometimes at the Oscars people cry too. I cried one time when I lost my Pokemon. It fell out of the school bus window. I do not know why my Pokemon was hanging out the school bus window. I swear. It was very sad. Halle Berry cried at the Oscars last year. My daddy says Paul Giamatti will cry at the Oscars this year while he chokes the chicken. I do not like Paul Giamatti. I think he is mean to chickens.
The Next Karate Kid is nominated for Best Actress. I hope she wins. I like karate. I was going to take karate once, but I kneed myself in the face and got a black eye. For Best Actor I want Jamie Foxx to win because his name is spelled funny. And because Clint Eastwood looks mean. And for Best Sound Editing, I want The Polar Express to win because when I was watching that movie, I thought there was actually a train in the theater! I almost peed myself, but then I held it. I learned my lesson from that time in gym class!
Nemo is not up for any awards. I hope Spongebob Squarepants wins all the Oscars. It was funy. Thats what Tim told me at lunch. My mommy wouldnt let me watch it. She said it would make me a fairy. I like fairys.
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