Class of 2009: Worst class ever
The Class of 2009 is so bad that it makes me want to pee in a pants!! I am serious ...
Ampersand
Titles for my thesis I got while walking around Mocon
The Lucky Charms Leprechaun: Cereal & the Other
Our latest excuse
With their theses finally handed in, seniors are finding themselves unable to rely on the excuse "I have to do ...
Celebrity thesis titles: Like nipple slips for the academic crowd
"The Spatial Correlation between Transparent Glass and Room-Delineating Structures, the Gravitational Pull upon Liquid Perspiration down External Male Genitalia, and ...
Editors’ Note: We should have started it in September
This week's issue is dedicated to everyone turning in a thesis this week. It is mostly lists, because we wanted ...
Counterpoint: I am ashamed
What a disaster. I can't show this to people. No one is going to understand this movie. It's all my ...
Point: I love my thesis so much, I’ve already started writing another one!
Guys, writing my thesis for the past 8 months has been amazing. I mean, nothing could be more awesome than ...
If Katie Brown was any movie character, she would be “Agent Cody Banks”
Because I am a film major, people are always asking me what movie character they would be if they were ...
Naomi Ekperigin is controlling your mind
OK, so you know how every time you see Naomi in a Gag Reflex show, you leave feeling like you ...
Stephen Aubrey: You cad!
The hansom cab clattered to a stop on the cobbles at the foot of my four-story brownstone. I had been ...