Editors’ Note: So many stereotypes, so little time
Another year, another... oh my god I can't believe we're in this for another year. Fortunately, we have a whole ...
Ampersand
Behind Closed, Gold-Plated, Diamond-Encrusted Doors: An Investigative Report!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ampersand staff members Ted Feldman and Jess Lane recently crashed the "Wealth and Social Change" workshop. They walked away with ...
The 8 Year Old Film Critic reviews senior thesis films based on their titles
I haven't seen any of these movies. But my teacher says I can use my imagination. Sometimes I finger-paint dragons ...
Don’t be fooled by the globally-conscious mindset that I got, I’m still, I’m still Gelman from the block
The following is more or less how, back in September, I imagined my first dinner with my family would transpire ...
Hold Me.
With mere moments left at Wesleyan, I feel it's only right that I express all the feelings I have kept ...
The life of the Proletarian or: Perhaps I shall cultivate a drinking problem
Goodbye, Wesleyan. I’m off to find a job and an apartment. I go now proudly to enter the workforce and ...
In defense of ourselves
This is an actual anonymous wespeak the Argus got last week. They're not allowed to print those. And neither are ...
Everything we need to know about life we learned from Adam and Naomi
You can achieve anything you put your mind to, even if it is a dream that seems impossible like making ...
I can’t wait for graduation, when all the lesbians will change back at the stroke of midnight!
I will admit that for the most part, graduation makes me sad. I am probably going to do jobs for ...
One last love advice column: Tips for senior week
Or as I like to call it, "The Brat Pack's Summer Vacation." It's a no-holds-barred week of drunken orgies and ...