Stop the Fatwas immediately
While I hate to reignite the veritable fatwa which was issued on my head in the weeks leading up to ...
Editor’s Picks
Bat attacks, physical plant lacks
Physical Plant maintains the buildings which keep us safe and secure while at school. In some ways, they occupy a ...
Pussies and wheat gluten do not mix!
Dear WestCo, As a feline guest in your courtyard, I appreciate your handouts and numerous attempts at frolicking with me ...
Dearest Gwen Stefani
Girl, what happened to your bindi? Uh huh, this my shit.
Letters to the EIC with politically incorrect answers
Dear Matt, Why does the Wespeaks section often contain Fish, Carp, and a Lake? -Mike Beque Dear Confused, There's nothing ...
Remix to wespeakin’
What remix is this? Feelin' on your booty. Well, do you? Do you, do you want to? Dance, dance and ...
Editors’ Notebook: Silenced no longer: WASPeaks at last
Here at the Argus, we are committed to ensuring that no voices on our campus are silenced. For this issue, ...
Women suck too: a Mad Lib response to Carp
Last week I attended the discussion session about Women and the problems they face and while I was not at ...
Reply to McAteer
Dear Mr. McAteer: Have you been urging upon your friends and (impossibly speaking) lovers your reply to my Wespeak of ...
The Academy has crashed
Any pretensions the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences had at achieving some degree of social relevance was spectacularly ...