Why does Wes smell worse than the Jersey Turnpike?
I am writing this Wespeak as a plea for students in the Wesleyan community to begin to have some self-respect ...
Editor’s Picks
Stop talking so loudly in Olin!
If you are not in the main workroom, the lobby, a corridor, a stairwell or a bathroom, you need to ...
Quiet
Dear people talking on your cell phones outside my thesis carrel, I can hear every word of your intimate conversations ...
Stop the Fatwas immediately
While I hate to reignite the veritable fatwa which was issued on my head in the weeks leading up to ...
Bat attacks, physical plant lacks
Physical Plant maintains the buildings which keep us safe and secure while at school. In some ways, they occupy a ...
Litterbugs on Foss
Dear Editor, As I walked home from work across the top of Foss Hill yesterday afternoon (3/29/06) on a lovely ...
Response to Nikolchev and Gelman
At this point we are all aware of the omnipresence of The Facebook. That much is clear. There are those ...
Pussies and wheat gluten do not mix!
Dear WestCo, As a feline guest in your courtyard, I appreciate your handouts and numerous attempts at frolicking with me ...
Dearest Gwen Stefani
Girl, what happened to your bindi? Uh huh, this my shit.
Letters to the EIC with politically incorrect answers
Dear Matt, Why does the Wespeaks section often contain Fish, Carp, and a Lake? -Mike Beque Dear Confused, There's nothing ...