Editor’s Picks
Dear Mr. McAteer: Have you been urging upon your friends and (impossibly speaking) lovers your reply to my Wespeak of ...
The Academy has crashed
Any pretensions the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences had at achieving some degree of social relevance was spectacularly ...
Congrats, COL
1. Thank god for those better COL posters. 2. I'm so glad my Uncle Victor ("he was General MacArthur's right-hand-man") ...
Mein Carp
Koran, Chapter 5, Verse 32: "[I]f anyone slew a person—unless it be for murder or spreading mischief in the land—it ...
Carp: examine your language
Mr. Carp: You say, "I don't believe that my Wespeak exuded hatred." For your sake, I want to believe you. ...
My conditioned hair
"And looking upon the light of mine freshly conditioned hair, ye shall be pleased, and ye shall revel." — Fekkai ...
Respect the comics
Hippies, Yippies, and everyone in between: The latest "tit-for-tat" in the Argus regarding the comics section has us convinced that ...
Feces and chicken
There are a few news items from last week that I wanted to bring to everybody's attention: 1) The other ...
Step toward freedom at Clark
There are a few news items from last week that I wanted to bring to everybody's attention: 1) The other ...
Free speech is very important
We as Wesleyan students should support the principle of freedom of speech above all others. I believe freedom of speech ...
