The Republican Primary: In depth ponderings
So Bush is raising hundreds of millions of dollars — WAY more than any democratic candidate — to run virtually ...
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Skull and Bones says: “Yer screwed either way!”
As Grand Master of the Skull and Bones, I am proud to announce that our organization has taken great pains ...
Students Stranded Without Food; Eat Own Dead
What began as a simple excursion to find food quickly turned into a harrowing ordeal for seven Wesleyan students on ...
Economics Quiz of the Week: Real Food On Campus
You are in charge of allocating money for Dining Services- another revamping of the Campus Center to make it even ...
How to Get Your Breasts Noticed in Subzero Conditions, Or: Creative alternatives to skimpy clothing: Helpful suggestions from libidinous males
- Polar insulated tassels - A men's choir that follows you around and sings songs about your breasts. It's a ...
Release the Breasts!
So, I haven't gotten any ass the first week back from school. This is ridiculous. You'd think winter break should ...
Editors’ Note
Welcome back to the Ampersand. "Where can they possibly go from here?" you might be asking yourself. Last semester saw ...
Wespeak: Ampersand too offensive to exist!
As an editor of the Ampersand and sometimes reader, I am outraged by the base and insensitive comments that continue ...
Editors’ Note
You may notice something a little different about the Ampersand's look this week. That's right! It's Hawaiian themed! Ok, actually, ...
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