As Grand Master of the Skull and Bones, I am proud to announce that our organization has taken great pains to examine the issues of this upcoming election from every angle. We consulted experts of every field and intensively read political commentaries and debates. We talked to each candidates’ friends and family and studied their character.
In a last ditch attempt to make this incredibly difficult decision, we examined our membership roster.
Imagine our surprise and relief at discovering that not only is George W. Bush one of us, but John Kerry is as well! Obviously, from there, the decision was easy.
We eagerly await the results of the upcoming election. We wish both Kerry and Bush luck and maintain our utmost faith that President Kerry/Bush’s election/reelection will be a momentous event for the American People. The Skull and Bones Society is committed to doing everything possible to assist Sen. Kerry/Pres. Bush throughout his campaign and his term as President.
We only hope that other Americans can find as much comfort in the inevitable outcome of this election as we do. It is reassuring and satisfying to know that our next President will be one who is truly a voice of the people. At least some of the people. That being the people in the Skull and Bones. Really, Men. Men in the Skull and Bones. Still, reassuring and satisfying.
BUSH AND/OR KERRY IN 2004!
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