October named ‘Suburban Whites are Grossly Ignorant Regarding Hip-Hop Culture Awareness’ month
Do you want to know something? Something off of the hee-zay? October is Suburban Whites are Grossly Ignorant Regarding Hip-Hop ...
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Editors’ Note: Best month ever!
The year is 2005. The month, October. The nation, having long been plagued by months dedicated to causes, entities, and ...
Ampersand Business Watch: Crown Prince, Inc. buys rights to Jewish day of atonement, opens door to wave of corporate-themed holidays
In a move that sent Wall Street into a frenzy this Friday, Crown Prince, Inc., maker of such seafood delicacies ...
The Indefensible Position: October is the cruelest of months
April? The cruelest of months? Give me a fucking break. T.S. Eliot clearly never experienced October in New England. It’s ...
Operation Safehouse
This semester, Operating Safehouse is scheduled to begin on Monday, September 26th. A note will be left on your door ...
Editors’ Note
So Katie and I were just minding our own business the other night, and we got attacked by freakin’ laptops. ...
Governor Bans Hippie Psuedo-Music
Governor M. Jodi Rell yesterday signed into law a ban on Hippie pseudo-music yesterday, making Connecticut the tenth state to ...
Keeping You, the Criminal, Safe
There are some laws that are, plain and simple, meant to be broken: jaywalking, transporting fugitives across state lines, stealing ...
Wesleyan Alumnus to appear on America’s Most Wanted
Turn on your TV sets, Wesleyan, because Jim Richton '04 is scheduled to appear on this season of America's Most ...
N.W.A. To Teach ’’Drive-By 101: Lightin’ Muthafuckas Up’’
In a growing effort by the Wesleyan University administration to strengthen the increasingly symbiotic relationship between the Middletown and Wesleyan ...