In a stunning turn of events, Adam Freelander ’05, who dedicated his time at the Argus to laying out each WSA candidate page each semester, has decided to run as a write-in candidate for the WSA. Read his candidate statement below.
Not only do I look like a superhero in my photo, which you can’t deny, but I have graduated from Wesleyan, which you have not yet managed to do. Also, I support more exposed privates in ’06! Also invading Iraq again, except this time with better guns. I think that was our problem. I mean think about it, if we had sent Rambo in there with a sub-machine, would we be where we are today? No. I do not think so. In conclusion, Adam Freelander ’06: imagine it real. Vote for meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
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