Cupid’s Review of Commanders-in-Chief: Really More A Horror Story Than Romance
Valentine’s Day is drawing near, and it’s probably the most critical time to think about the best ways to make ...
Opinion
Dear Protestors, Where Are Our Firebrands? A Critique of Wesleyan Dissenters
How terrible are the actions of ICE agents in Minnesota! I plan to send my heartfelt condolences, or maybe sympathy ...
The Age of the Incel: Artificial Intelligence, the Manosphere, and Growing Conservatism
As you stretch your limbs and blink the sleep from your eyes, greet the sun with a scroll through the ...
Curtains for Metro Movies 12: The Decline of a Shared Culture in an Era of Polarization
Middletown’s only movie theater, Metro Movies 12, closed last month after 27 years in business. Sadly, this is not a ...
SafeWords: The Worst Things to Say (or Do) During Intimacy, a Non-Player’s Playbook
Dearest SafeWords Readers, We know you missed us, which is why we’re starting off the semester with a “bang.” Before ...
Thank You to the Women in my Life
Returning home for Winter Break and physically separating myself from campus before returning for Winter Session, I, like many others, ...
My Six Predictions for 2026: Lace, Collars, Monograms, Jeans, and Enduring Personal Style
The dreaded, yet inevitable, has happened: 2016 is back. But how will we, now older and wiser, put a spin ...
SafeWords: Naughty and Nice—A Definitive, Unbiased Ranking of the Best and Worst Wesleyan Majors to Go Steady With
Dearest Argus Readers, We bet you didn’t expect another word from us before winter break—surprise! Famously, some majors carry specific ...
Prediction Market Mania: Kalshi, CNN, and the Blinking Red Light
Do you want to bet on the Celtics winning this Thursday against the Bucks? How about who will be the ...
Introducing SafeWords, Wesleyan’s Sex Column: Going Down, Getting It Up, and Covering the Bases
Dear Argus Readers, We are pleased to announce the inauguration of a brand new sex column in The Argus, SafeWords. ...