Opinion
It’s no coincidence that the decline in collecting as a hobby corresponds with the decline in the consumption of physical ...
My Last Argus Article: The Training Ground, Not the Pinnacle
“Well I stood stone-like at midnight suspended in my masquerade…” This is my 35th and final article for The Wesleyan ...
SafeWords: Sex Horoscopes
It’s hard to believe, but it’s the last issue of the semester, which means that it’s the last SafeWords article ...
The Cost of Convenience: How Ease Undermines Sustainability
The University’s obsession with convenience has embedded itself into everything we do. Take me, for example: I couldn’t think of ...
On the Correct Usage of Em Dashes
The hottest punctuation mark today is the em dash. From that of steadfast devotees, for whom it is a mark ...
Tired of Choosing Between Selling Out and Shouting? The Case for the Tempered Radical
Each day, we as students are called to abandon our generational nihilism: to show up at every protest, sign every ...
Who’s to Blame?
We’ve all grown up with the same story: The underdog works twice as hard as everyone else, proves their worth, ...
Reconsider Delta Kappa Epsilon (DKE): Gents, Scholars, and Jolly Good Fellows
The name Delta Kappa Epsilon (DKE) seems to conjure a specific image to University students, one that I have never ...
Now We’re Commodifying…Friendship?
If you ever watched The Lorax or WALL-E growing up, you (hopefully) agreed with the themes of those movies, but ...
The Broke Mind Virus: ADHD, Modern Medication, & Your Spectacularly Idiosyncratic Mind
Somewhere between that Moodle post and the second espresso shot, your cognitive momentum gives out. You find yourself returning back ...
