We’re not Amherst or Williams
Thanks, Wesleyan. When I mailed in my deposit check this past April, I felt a small sense of pride at ...
Editor’s Picks
Recent skunk killing is appalling
I was pretty shocked when I read about the slaying of a skunk last week by Middletown residents. According to ...
TBTN? Take back the library!
Some things I noticed on a (very recent) visit to my alma mater made me think. First, Take Back the ...
Duel and/or die
Dear Greg Dubinsky: You have disgraced my honor and my family, and their family before them, and I challenge you ...
Yo, writing papers is HARD
Yo, this shit is fucking HARD. I've been in the library for about a million goddamn hours writing a paper ...
Response to Chapa
1. If you are trying to convey an actual message to your student body, perhaps you should address us like ...
Second-to-last straw
When I was a prefrosh, I was taken down into the Butts tunnels. It was creepy in the best possible ...
Microbocides education event!
What? Another Wespeak about microbicides? Yes. But trust us; you will be happy you read it. And besides, we won't ...
Chapa’s generalizations absurd
Dear Jose: I'm sorry your laptop was stolen. While you are right to be angry about it, I don't believe ...
Weighing in on thesis carrels
First, allow me to declare that I am on the tail end of the long waiting list for carrels, and ...