The life of the Proletarian or: Perhaps I shall cultivate a drinking problem
Goodbye, Wesleyan. I’m off to find a job and an apartment. I go now proudly to enter the workforce and ...
Ampersand
Two WASPs tell you why this night is different from every other night!!
So one time, the Jews were being oppressed in Egypt, much like your Jewish hall/housemates are oppressed today. Then Moses, ...
I was robbed of cake on my birthday because of my wacky religion
In today's world of presumed racial and religious egalitarianism, where the segregating injustices of the past have been wiped out ...
Anything Jew can do the Roman Catholic church can do better
Yes, Passover. I'm sure it's very exciting. And I hope you all have fun. But in case you were too ...
Editors’ Note: Stop us if you’ve heard this one
Two Jews, a Catholic, a Unitarian, a Protestant, and an atheist walk into a newspaper office. "Let's make fun of ...
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Passover
Passover is the holiday celebrating the Jews’ exodus from slavery in Egypt, which you would know, if you weren’t such ...
Diversity Uni—Shut Yo’ Mouth!: A short film
Ah, Wesfest. The weekend where bonds are formed and dreams come true. Hundreds of wide-eyed fawns (also known as prefrosh) ...
Prefrosh News Briefs
Prefrosh Lost: male, 5'8", 160-170 pounds, portly in a socially awkward sense, dark-rimmed glasses, hair combed over one eye, talks ...
9 things that will probably happen in 2009
1. Plantains and bananas will finally agree that they are pretty much the same thing if you leave them both ...
Editors’ Note needs a host for the weekend!
I'd like to think that all the work that went into organizing WesFest made a difference. I'll tell myself we ...