Ampersand
10. The words to the Mr. Hanky theme 9. Baby Ruths 8. Somewhere behind Cheney's vocal cords 7. Alex Gelman's ...
Late Breaking News Flash: Students pooping bats!
In the most serious collegiate case of animal excretion since the 1986 epidemic of kidney armadillos at Yale, Wesleyan students ...
Shits on a Plane: Coming to Fuck Up a Theater Near You
In one of the biggest examples yet of the power of the internet, as well as the rapid decline in ...
Hey Kids, Remember Me?
Okay, I know it's been a while. I know you have to think long and hard to recall those halcyon ...
Bats major in film, produce string of blockbuster hits
The Aristobats Bat Santa Sisterhood of the Travelling Bats How Stella Got Her Groove Bat Miss Congeniality 3: Bats! The ...
Editors’ Note: God smites Wesleyan
It's almost Passover, and in anticipation of the massive exodus of campus Jews that accompanies this holiday, we seem to ...
The Search for Patient Zero
As a campus-wide e-mail informed us last week, students across campus are suffering from a serious case of the Technicolor ...
Garrison Keillor to Nail LiLo on Film: Completely True Rumors from Lake Wobegon
Film critics are abuzz over the recent leak about Robert Altman's upcoming A Prarie Home Companion, one of the most ...
The Hidden Vault: A Top Secret Inventory
What’s actually in the newly uncovered vault?
Muslims Riot Over Brokeback Mountain Loss: Ludacris Hung in Effigy
With the calamitous uproar over Danish cartoons blasphemously depicting Mohammad, a scathing condemnation by a certain Wesleyan student, and the ...
