In one of the biggest examples yet of the power of the internet, as well as the rapid decline in quality of Hollywood films, upcoming movie Shits on a Plane has developed a devoted fanbase months before its summer opening, Studio exects were persuaded to go back and add more than 15 minutes of footage to the final cut several months after it wrapped, adding even more violent and bloody diarrhea, kick-ass violence, and scenes of Angelina Jolie having sex from other movies. Most importantly, the movie’s star, Samuel L. Jackson, was filmed yelling the title of the film for almost 45 minutes.
Shits on a Plane is about a trans-Pacific flight during which, due to a virus carried on to the plane by a terrorist, gastroenteritis sweeps through the plane. It is up to the lone doctor on the plane (Jackson) to stop the virus in its tracks, beat the terrorist’s ass, and safely land the plane. Writer/Director Jack Stennis says the film came out of an agreement with Paramount to write and direct two pictures. He remembers not thinking much of the project initially: “They told me to write a low-budget action film that would appeal to idiots, and I thought, ‘What do idiots—hell, even normal people—like more than poop jokes?’ So, I decided to write a 100 minute poop joke.” Most of the film’s original $10 Million budget was spent on projectile-related special effects.
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