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Editors’ Note: God smites Wesleyan

It’s almost Passover, and in anticipation of the massive exodus of campus Jews that accompanies this holiday, we seem to be suffering a series of plagues. Bad ones. First it was the bats. Then the explosive diarrhea. Now it’s the return of cold, wet weather after a tantalizing taste of warmth.

At the Ampersand, we have dealt with all of these things before. We’ll survive. Hell, we rode out the lice plague of ’03, which lives mysteriously on among Katie’s bangs.

As a word of warning: if you don’t like scatological humor, stop right here. If you don’t like BATological humor… you are most likely rabid.

Best,

Johann and Katie

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