Muslims Riot Over Brokeback Mountain Loss: Ludacris Hung in Effigy
With the calamitous uproar over Danish cartoons blasphemously depicting Mohammad, a scathing condemnation by a certain Wesleyan student, and the ...
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The Hidden Vault: A Top Secret Inventory
What’s actually in the newly uncovered vault?
Sequels to Oscar Noms Predicted to Win Big
Brokeback Volcano Good Morning, and How Was That Thing You Had? Munich 2: the Reckoning Crash, But the One David ...
Tom Cruise: Pathetic Wackjob or Misunderstood Hero?
I can't stand that Tom Cruise was robbed once again, this time for his performance in War of the Worlds, ...
The 8-Year-Old Film Critic: Out at the Oscars
Guess what? Because you will never guess what. I am going to the Oscars. You may not think it is ...
My Year, in Films
Movies I Saw in the Theater This Year: Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Rumor Has It The Perfect Man Must ...
(Revenge of) Movie Reviews from Teenink.Com!!!
"Cinderella Man is exactly what it sounds like: a Cinderella story about a man." "Meet the Fockers has received unbelievable ...
Editors’ Note: Is Honored Just to be Nominated
I mean, we don’t expect to win Best Editor’s Note again! We won last year. It would hardly be fair ...
Riding the Bus with My Sister Sweeps Special Oscars
It was a big night for retards everywhere Sunday when Anjelica Huston's directing debut Riding the Bus with My Sister ...
Editors’ Note: The Ampersand gets a puppy!
For years we've begged the WSA to give us a puppy. Our budget always read something like this: $10 - ...