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Sexy Singles: Where Are They Now?

Stephanie Marcus ’05

Right now I’m living in Venice, doing art with a bunch of nice old Italian ladies until the end of May (afterwards I’m hoping to get back to Boston for an art ed degree, so I can teach little kids how to make necklaces out of spaghetti). Still sexily single, although last week a Wesleyan grad flew down here from Connecticut to take me out for Valentine’s Day. A complete stranger, but it was fun.

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Natalia Ortiz ’05

I am in grad school completing my Masters degree in secondary education at Harvard Graduate School of Education. Currently, I am working, teaching five days a week at a school located in Roxbury, MA. I Love my 16-17 year old students. They have lots of energy and attitude. It’s been a great and intense year… Hmmm… Soo… Am I still single? Wouldn’t Wes like to know? If you really need to know, email me!

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Hanako Moondance ’06

Where am I now in my realm of single-ness? At my house, next to the laundry place. You can get things clean while we get things dirty.

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Catesby Holmes ’05

Currently in a relationship, though I’m fairly sure it has nothing to do with my status as a former Sexy Single. Being a sexy single did, however, get me not one but two late-night booty calls from an ex-hook-up who “saw my picture in the paper.”

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Alex Chau ’06

I was so happy to be a sexy single last year. I thought being a sexy single would guarantee some hot ass action, right? Do you want to know how much action a sexy single person like me got? Well let just say, you’ll have to speak to my agent on that. Oh wait, I don’t have an agent. Who wants to be my hot single gay agent? Wink, wink. Back to business, I still don’t have a Valentine, urgh. Shameless plug here, who wants to be my Valentine?

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