Gender?
Male 47%
Female 47%
Prefer not to answer 6%
Ever been in love?
Yes, 63%
No 23%
Not sure 14%
Are you currently in a relationship?
Yes 30%
No 57%
Not sure 13%
Do you wish you were?
Yes 79%
No 21%
Ever cheated on a significant other?
Yes 40%
No 60%
Do you masturbate?
Yes 80%
No 20%
How often?
Daily 10%
Three times a week 10%
Twice a week 27%
Once a week 7%
Once a month 3%
It depends 43%
If you had to choose between cheese, chocolate, and oral sex, which would you give up?
Cheese 47%
Chocolate 13%
Oral Sex 27%
Not sure 13%
Have you had sex?
Yes 77%
No 23%
How old were you your first time?
Average Age: 17.04
How many people have you hooked up with?
Average: 10.23
How many people have you dated?
Average: 3.1
Where’s the weirdest place you’ve ever had sex?
Top Five:
1. Argentinean Sex Hotel
2. Basketball Equipment Room
3. Stranger’s House
4. Starbucks Bathroom
5. Elevator
Have you had sex…
In a car?
Yes 43%
In the bathroom?
Yes 50%
On an airplane?
Yes 3%
In a park?
Yes 37%
On a parent’s bed?
Yes 37%
On your roommate’s bed?
Yes 3%
In the stacks in the library?
Yes 3%
What, if anything, do you consider to be gross when it comes to sex?
Feces 37%
Anal Sex 17%
Oral to Anal Sex 7%
Nothing 7%
Is hall booty actually bad booty?
Yes 43%
No 47%
Sometimes 3%
Not sure 6%
Have you ever hooked up with someone from your hall?
Yes 17%
No 83%
Where’s the best place to pick up potential hook-ups at Wesleyan?
Top 5:
1. Not sure 30%
2. Parties 27%
3. Eclectic 10%
4. Frat parties 10%
5. Class 3%
What’s your favorite pick-up line?
Top Five:
1. Are those moon pants you’re wearing? ‘Cause your ass is out of this world.
2. Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?
3. You heard about the barbecue? My meat, your buns.
4. Were you born on a farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
5. I could watch you smoke cigarettes all night long, but really, I’d rather be eating your pussy.
So, do you like sex?
Yes 77%
Not sure 23%
Are you happy with your sex life?
Yes 50%
No 50%
Wish you were getting more?
Yes 73%
No 20%
Not sure 7%
If your sex life were a song, what would it be?
Top Five:
1. “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey
2. “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails
3. “Pony” by Ginuwine
4. “Milkshake” by Kelis
5. “Help!” by The Beatles
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