Bring back soft-serve

There a few things in this world that I think of as soft. These include, but are not limited to: New Ro, Sirlin, and ice cream.

Last year one could procure soft serve ice cream at any time betwixt 8 and 8. Now, never. That’s right, at least on this campus. Don’t get me wrong, MoCon ice cream is alright, but nothing beats some first class Colombo. Plus, how often is a non-freshman in MoCon? (rhetorical)

So whoever has the power vested in them to make changes, bring back the soft serve. Not just for me, but for everyone, and everyone’s children, and everyone’s children’s children. But by then Wesleyan will probably have spent all of its endowment and cease to exist, but let’s not think about that.