The time has come to accept the obvious: things are bad. Cell phones should be banned from the library. The sidewalks are god damned death traps. Why couldn’t they just make the paths flat, not curvy, so they don’t fill with water?
But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. I really hate it when people talk on their phones in the library. And I don’t have shoes with good enough treads. They need to build escalators so we don’t have to walk! At all!
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