Always seeking to please her customers, Tina Paunty, the owner of Tina’s Lingerie on Main St. in Middletown, decided to accept points from Wesleyan students.
“I think I finally caught on,” Paunty said. “ I was eating at Thai Gardens on a Tuesday night last week and I noticed that it was packed with students. I discovered the reason was because they recently started accepting points. So I figure now Tina’s will be full of young girls trying on bras and panties – and trans too. I don’t discriminate. You know, I’m a liberal.”
The Administration was very enthusiastic about Paunty’s desire to be a part of the point system in Middletown.
“I think that Tina’s partnership in the point system will make a valuable addition to the student’s selection of what they can buy,” said Director of Food Services, Tim Rease. “Why restrict the system only to food?”
Tina’s Lingerie carries a variety of different ladies underwear in a variety of sizes and fabrics.
“Some of Middletown’s larger women are actually our best clients,” Paunty said. “They often have more sophisticated tastes in fabrics and patterns.”
“I like Indian silk,” said Middletown resident, Thelma Wheels. “I weigh 386 lbs and Tina’s Lingerie keeps my bosom and my ass under control, but feeling comfortable.”
Close to campus, students can walk or bike to Tina’s. Public Safety would even consider making Tina’s an official shuttle stop if enough students are interested. Students seem to be very pleased that Tina’s will be accepting points.
“Now I can buy my girlfriend panties without having to go to the ATM machine. Plus, my girlfriend comes here, so Candy knows what she likes.”
“This might be my smartest move as a businesswomen yet,” Paunty said. “I can’t wait for our Valentine’s Day sale next year.”
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