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Unsexy Bob Weisz

Dear Bob: We can tell you drew your penis big at first.

Who’s next as prez?

We've been given the task by you all to help find the next president of our school. Along with the ...

Enjoy the show

Oh come ON, Dave. Vieux Farka Toure AND his band fucking rocked Crowell. Chill out with the perfectionist attitude towards ...

Avoid buying blood roses

Every year on Valentine's Day, millions of Americans head to their local florist shop or supermarket to buy flowers for ...

Ambiguous headlines

Middletown, CT- Earlier this week, at the exclusive New England liberal arts college Wesleyan University, diversity was promoted, activism encouraged, ...

Thanks, from WSA

Dear Wesleyan Students, On behalf of the Wesleyan Student Assembly, I would like to thank those of you who filled ...