Editor’s Picks
...Wait, it's what day? Aw, no, baby, of COURSE we didn't forget Valentine's Day. We swear. We've got somethin' really ...
Unsexy Bob Weisz
Dear Bob: We can tell you drew your penis big at first.
Who’s next as prez?
We've been given the task by you all to help find the next president of our school. Along with the ...
Enjoy the show
Oh come ON, Dave. Vieux Farka Toure AND his band fucking rocked Crowell. Chill out with the perfectionist attitude towards ...
Avoid buying blood roses
Every year on Valentine's Day, millions of Americans head to their local florist shop or supermarket to buy flowers for ...
Make business cards, improve awkward social patter at Wes
One of the many things I have learned from my "internship" experiences is the importance of business cards. No matter ...
P-Safe needs to reconsider guidelines for student privacy
Dear Physical Plant/Fire Safety people, I truly appreciate what you guys do. You keep the dorms clean, make sure doors ...
Ambiguous headlines
Middletown, CT- Earlier this week, at the exclusive New England liberal arts college Wesleyan University, diversity was promoted, activism encouraged, ...
Wes needs more weird chips, please
Dear Wesleyan Grocer Community, We don't think there is enough quality or variety of chips at WeShop. You force us ...
Thanks, from WSA
Dear Wesleyan Students, On behalf of the Wesleyan Student Assembly, I would like to thank those of you who filled ...
