Dear Wesleyan Grocer Community,
We don’t think there is enough quality or variety of chips at WeShop. You force us to be on this meal plan and then you limit our selection of snack crisps to one measly aisle out of four.
We propose some additions to the meager snack aisle.
-Carrot Quinoa Crunch (with 10,000 % of your daily Beta-carotene needs)
-Goudabriebluemozzerelino PUFFS
-70% Organic Dark Chocolate Dipped Zucchini Baked Lays
-Dehydrated Ginger Tempe Crisps with Dried Brussel Sprout Seasoning
The time is now Wesleyan! Don’t spend your points on generic brands! We want diversity! We want variation! We won’t numb our taste buds with artificial potato flavors! And while your add it WE WANT MORE BRANDS OF ORGANIC CHOCOLATE BARS WITH CUTE ANIMALS.
Love,
Concerned Consumers
(Maggie Ellen Filler, John Harrison Mogielnicki, Haley Arden Moss, Leslie Christina Wolf)
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