One man’s tale of multicultural divestment
So there I was, reading the Argus. Way in back, I came across a column by Hetert-Qebu A. Walters about ...
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Jesus and Devra: A side-by-side comparison
JESUS - Jewish - Carpenter - Sometimes portrayed as a brunette - Often pictured with facial or other body hair ...
A random list of consequences of the new anti-cultural-consumption lifestyle
- Only movies with “America” in the title can be shown. (e.g. American Pie, Beauty, History X, Psycho, Virgin, Pie ...
Recipe for non-Americanized General Tso’s Chicken
1. Get ingredients. 2. Put dry ingredients in mixing bowl. Get out greased pan. Heat water in a pot. 3. ...
This Week’s Puzzler: How much (or what) would we (the Ampersand) have to pay you to kill a puppy with yout bare hands?
[editors' note: keep in mind we have a limited budget] True Story: A friend of mine was at a party ...
Activists turn Science Tower into hobo settlement
Under the guise of an activist conference, students turned the science tower into a representation of a hobo camp this ...
Editors’ Note
The end of the semester is getting uncomfortably close, and we have yet to generate a single angry Wespeak. What’s ...
Devra vs. Ass: Better Luck Next Time
Me: Hey. Yoga Boy: Hey. Me: You're in my yoga class, right? Yoga Boy: Yeah, totally. Me: What do you ...
Won’t You Be My Friendster?
I’m not going to lie, I was Friendster for Halloween. It started out as a concept costume, but a friend ...
Editors’ Note
The Ampersand has a tradition of being more offensive than chalk on pavement. There was a time when every issue ...