The Numbers Don’t Lie
In preparation for this year's WesFest weekend, the Office of Admissions sent a survey to all admitted students who expressed ...
Ampersand
Easter: A Jew’s tale (Or, The Passion of the Devra)
any years ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was man named Melvin Jesusinsteinowitzenberg-Schwartz. Melvin wanted to be a ...
The Passion Rises Again
"The Passion of the Christ" rose from box office death on Easter to once again walk among the living and ...
Bite Me!
One of the most talked-about events of the upcoming WesFest weekend is the visit to campus by noted television vampire ...
Editor’s Note
Consoling words for those who have not yet finished their theses: Ok, so you're still working on it. Sure. That's ...
I Can’t Think of a Title
Well, judgment day is at hand for many over-stressed seniors. In about a week, theses are due. While many may ...
Argus totally full of shit
As students chalked openly, wandered the Campus Center looking for dinner, and protested the end of Ethnomusicology on Saturday, it ...
Theses: It’s Not Too Late!!!
Some of you seniors probably haven't started your theses yet. There's almost a week before deadlines though, so there's still ...
Layout Editor’s Note:
Come on, a joke page in the joke issue? That’s some meta-ass shit. We had some fantastic ideas, but then ...
Editor’s Note
This is a fraud. This note is actually being written by Katey, of News fame, and Bob, of "Bob not ...