The Passion Rises Again
"The Passion of the Christ" rose from box office death on Easter to once again walk among the living and ...
Ampersand
Bite Me!
One of the most talked-about events of the upcoming WesFest weekend is the visit to campus by noted television vampire ...
Editors’ Note
By the time you read this, you may well have failed your thesis. On the other hand, we here at ...
Independent Activities for your Prefrosh
So you signed up for a prefrosh in a drunken stupor last weekend. And you happen to have a big ...
Editor’s Note
Consoling words for those who have not yet finished their theses: Ok, so you're still working on it. Sure. That's ...
I Can’t Think of a Title
Well, judgment day is at hand for many over-stressed seniors. In about a week, theses are due. While many may ...
Argus totally full of shit
As students chalked openly, wandered the Campus Center looking for dinner, and protested the end of Ethnomusicology on Saturday, it ...
Theses: It’s Not Too Late!!!
Some of you seniors probably haven't started your theses yet. There's almost a week before deadlines though, so there's still ...
Editor’s Note
This is a fraud. This note is actually being written by Katey, of News fame, and Bob, of "Bob not ...
Layout Editor’s Note:
Come on, a joke page in the joke issue? That’s some meta-ass shit. We had some fantastic ideas, but then ...