“The Passion of the Christ” rose from box office death on Easter to once again walk among the living and reclaim the spot as top grossing movie of the week and title of King among Films. After rising from the dead,“The Passion” was seen associating with “The Girl Next Door,” a movie many respectable people considered “unclean” and “immoral.”
“The Passion” has also reportedly performed miracles, such as turning shit into gold (“Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed,” “The Whole Ten Yards”). Some are dismayed at the resurrection of “The Passion,” but Director/Zealot Mel Gibson’s only response was “how appropriate it is that those who find fault with ‘The Passion of the Christ’ are hoping that ‘Hellboy’ gets back to number one after being knocked from its stolen throne by my righteous film.” He then added, “You get the connection, right? HELLboy? I mean, it’s called Hellboy.”
His father, Hutton Gibson, an outspoken disbeliever of the Holocaust and total nutjob, added “who directed Hellguy anway? What? Guillermo del Toro? That’s Hebrew, isn’t it?”
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