Easter: A Jew’s tale (Or, The Passion of the Devra)
any years ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was man named Melvin Jesusinsteinowitzenberg-Schwartz. Melvin wanted to be a ...
Ampersand
The Numbers Don’t Lie
In preparation for this year's WesFest weekend, the Office of Admissions sent a survey to all admitted students who expressed ...
Independent Activities for your Prefrosh
So you signed up for a prefrosh in a drunken stupor last weekend. And you happen to have a big ...
Editors’ Note
By the time you read this, you may well have failed your thesis. On the other hand, we here at ...
Theses: It’s Not Too Late!!!
Some of you seniors probably haven't started your theses yet. There's almost a week before deadlines though, so there's still ...
Argus totally full of shit
As students chalked openly, wandered the Campus Center looking for dinner, and protested the end of Ethnomusicology on Saturday, it ...
I Can’t Think of a Title
Well, judgment day is at hand for many over-stressed seniors. In about a week, theses are due. While many may ...
Editor’s Note
Consoling words for those who have not yet finished their theses: Ok, so you're still working on it. Sure. That's ...
Editor’s Note
This is a fraud. This note is actually being written by Katey, of News fame, and Bob, of "Bob not ...
Layout Editor’s Note:
Come on, a joke page in the joke issue? That’s some meta-ass shit. We had some fantastic ideas, but then ...