Editors’ Note: The Next Generation
So here it is, a new semester, and we’re one-half different and one-half the same. All you Amperfans will recall ...
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Male Student Spends Two Weeks on Cardio Machines at Freeman, Becomes Woman: Testicles Rescind into Body, Breasts Develop
You look around. You are surrounded by a plethora of beautiful, sexually liberated female college students, all breathing heavily and ...
Bennet Responds to Student Complaints, Pimps The RIDE
Wesleyan’s safety shuttle was cancelled this weekend, allegedly due to "fifteen to twenty inches of snow" and "hurricane-force winds." However, ...
Horrors Revealed: the Truth about Daylight Savings Crimes
The hard-hitting editorial staff of the Ampersand has discovered astonishing pictorial evidence of a little-known loophole in the American judicial ...
Writer’s Note
As the year comes to a close, I look back and wonder what it was all for. I think of ...
Sascha
Well, it's been a good run. I've managed to slap my fair share of asses, and grab a great many ...
Editors’ Note:
This is our last issue of the year, friends. We’ve been reduced to sappy, sentimental suckers with nothing to do ...
So Long, Seniors
As these next few weeks progress, there are a series of lasts that will come and go, never again to ...
Don’t Call it a Comeback
Having spent the past week enjoying some time off, I am happy to announce my return to sex. Notice how ...
Jacob
Well, it's been a good run. Did the Lacrosse thing, until I realized that balls hurt a lot. Well... not ...