Ampersand

Bonsai Kittens: Real or Hoax?

Cute. Cuddly. Freakishly distorted. Four words to describe the ultimate in internet fads— the bonsai kitten. Mass e-mails circulated in ...

Gates buys Friendster, Facebook

Microsoft CEO and ultra-billionaire Bill Gates announced today that he has purchased Friendster, the Facebook, MySpace, and every other online ...

Editors’ Note.com!!

All of today's jokes were stolen from the internet. We Googled "liberal-arts university humor page," hit "I'm Feelin Lucky," and ...

You Missed Everything

As you must know by now, leaving the country sucks because you never really know what's happening back home in ...

Editors’ Note: We Will Mock You

Welcome home, oh ye who have been abroad. But don’t worry, last semester’s Ampersand sucked. You didn’t miss much. But ...

You’re Welcome

Wesleyan students were thanked recently for their aid in the Wesleyan Campaign, a shady money-laundering program run by unsavory back-room ...