Ampersand
Our Parents: "Gee whiz, wanna go to the sock hop with me?" Us: "You have been poked by Katie Brown."
Gates buys Friendster, Facebook
Microsoft CEO and ultra-billionaire Bill Gates announced today that he has purchased Friendster, the Facebook, MySpace, and every other online ...
Bonsai Kittens: Real or Hoax?
Cute. Cuddly. Freakishly distorted. Four words to describe the ultimate in internet fads— the bonsai kitten. Mass e-mails circulated in ...
The Secrets of Fandango.com
Remember back in the nineties when we had to stand in lines to see movies? That was awful. I hated ...
You’re Welcome
Wesleyan students were thanked recently for their aid in the Wesleyan Campaign, a shady money-laundering program run by unsavory back-room ...
Get It Together: Tips for adjusting to Wes
So you're back from spending 4-6 months with "the other" in some random country— well, whoop-de-frickin-do! I was here in ...
Point / CounterPoint: A Letter of Apology from the Guy Back from Abroad
So I guess I've been back on campus for a while now and I think its time I sucked it ...
Point / CounterPoint: A List of Things That Are Not Cute
You speak in strange tongues. You know what isn't cute? Pretending you can't remember the English word for "biblioteca." (Hint: ...
Editors’ Note: We Will Mock You
Welcome home, oh ye who have been abroad. But don’t worry, last semester’s Ampersand sucked. You didn’t miss much. But ...
You Missed Everything
As you must know by now, leaving the country sucks because you never really know what's happening back home in ...
