A Guide to Dealing with Robots at Wesleyan
As you returned to our almost asbestos-free campus this September, chances are you noticed something different about Wesleyan Snipes University. ...
Ampersand
Curse You To Rigel-7, Humans
Hello Wesleyan Snipes University, I fucking hate you fleshy, organic ass bitches. I've had enough of your persecution of my ...
Classes of the Future
AMST345 Waffles Are Still New! BIO245 Remembering Plants BIO400 Genetic Engineering for Furries CCIV158 Did Americans Have Tools? COL122 Reading ...
ResLife Consolidates All of Campus Housing into One Room in the Butts
The Office of Residential Life's 50-year project of completely consolidating housing on campus finally reached its ultimate goal for the ...
Editors’ note of the future
It's the last Ampersand of the semester, but it's the end of more than that. Both your intrepid editors are ...
An Open Letter to President Bennet from Morgan ’09
Dear Doug, in your response to a woman of color's statement you quoted a few of her words: "I am ...
Intolerants Demand Tolerance
On September 2, 2075, Wesleyan's first annual banquet for students of an intolerant nature was held. Declared Wesleyan's smallest and ...
Editors’ Note: We’re filling in for the Wesleyan Connection
In case you haven't been checking your email, Jebediah Amishpants, every once in a blue moon you receive a copy ...
An open letter to readers of the Wesleyan Connection
Dear Wesleyan Connection Readers, we regret to have to inform you of a reprehensible event that has occurred on our ...
Middletown Krazy Bordrrz bring culture to Wesleyan
Krazy Bordrrz, a Middletown skateboarding, fashion, and music association, is currently on day four of its plan to "bring l33t ...