Around campus: LaRouche announces candidacy for president of Wesleyan
Lyndon LaRouche, accompanied by the LaRouche Youth Singers, today announced his intention to seek the presidency of Wesleyan University. The ...
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Diversity rocks Wesleyan
Wesleyan students flocked to Foss Hill to bask in the glow of Native-American-American-Indian-Original-Descent-Redskin-Oops-Not-Redskin summer, frolicking and rollicking like epileptics watching ...
Wesleyan Jews reclaim Little Hitler moustache
Wesleyan students once again showed their activist side when several members of the Jewish community grew their own "toothbrush moustaches," ...
Ex-baller Bol joins Wes grounds staff
Manute Bol is anything but "manute" in any facet of his character, as the Wesleyan University maintenance staff recently found ...
LaRouche campaigns on campus: “I swear to God I’m a legitimate politican”
Supporters of Democratic politician Lyndon LaRouche have been campaigning heavily in Connecticut, warning voters that a vote for incumbent senator ...
Tender perspectives
We're the 9th most expensive American university. The highest-paid job on campus entails making phone calls to alumni and parents ...
Ampersand special report: Dan Cerruti tells you who to vote for
Okay, kiddos, it's that time again. Got your absentee ballots? Got your little cards? Informed about the candidates? So then ...
A final plea: Vote Hussein!
Two days ago, I was sentenced to death by hanging. For my last meal, I insisted on going to O’Rourke’s ...
John Kerry, comedian: An Ampersand exposé
It was a Wednesday night when I first saw Senator John Kerry (D-MA) take the stage, nervously standing in front ...
An open letter from Officer Big Mac to the citizens of McDonaldland
My fellow citizens of McDonaldland, I beg of you to reconsider voting for Mayor McCheese. Granted, his legal first name ...