Lazy Stoner 21M seeks Young F Who Enjoys Sex, Video Games
Hi, my name is Dan and I love smoking pot, masturbating, and playing video games on a regular basis. Unfortunately, ...
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Ping-God Ralph Gerraty Wins First Annual Cheez-it Open
When Ralph Gerraty walks into a ping-pong arena, people shiver. The extra-powerful air conditioning that Ralph requires for his matches ...
Editor’s Love Note
It's finally spring, which means love is in the air. Alright kids, it's time that we have a talk. The ...
Children Touched by God; God Released on $150,000 Bail
MIDDLETOWN- SWAT teams stormed the house of Middletown resident, God, following allegations of child molestation on Sunday night. The Almighty ...
Wesleyan breaks bank on Spring Fling; Bennet to shotgun beer shirtless at Beta to celebrate
The University has announced massive cutbacks in the school budget in the wake of the announcement that Bruce Springsteen and ...
The editor’s note takes up space
A filler? In the Argus? Impossible! This just proves that the Ampersand does patronize the arts. -Brendan
Loomis explains an art thesis
Frederick Jones's art thesis features a handful of Crayola crayons on a white sheet of paper on the floor. The ...
Spring Fling performers finally announced
Rumors have been flying about who is playing at Spring Fling this year, from Sisqo to Mr. T, but the ...
The Cine-Files
Due to high demand and great suggestions, the Film Series has decided to extend its program through Reading Week.
Editor’s note
It's that time of year again, when high schoolers put on their best obscure band t-shirt and Wesleyan students abet ...