Editor’s note
It's that time of year again, when high schoolers put on their best obscure band t-shirt and Wesleyan students abet ...
Ampersand
Dear pre-frosh that is cooler than me,
Yeah, you! The one who is at every party. The one who is introducing me to my friends. The one ...
Viva la chalk revolución!
Friends, we are in the middle of a struggle, the likes of which have not been seen on many years.We ...
Peking Man joins fraternity
Known throughout its long and prosperous history for breaking cultural and social boundaries with students from a wide array of ...
Editor’s note
I think we were all hoping that Barack would be our next President but Michael Roth is pretty cool too. ...
Roth chosen for leadership, innovation, sexiness
Michael Roth's election as Wesleyan's 16th president has sparked incredible controversy across campus. While noted for his "broad intellectual curiosity", ...
Lesser-known plagues
You think God is perfect? Well he isn't. It took a lot of trial and error before he got the ...
Editor’s note
The following is a 77 page Ampersand outlining our strategy to be elected in 2008. Under no circumstance should these ...
Leaked WSA agenda
Not to be outdone by any national political party (especially not the Republican Party), the WSA printed out an 86 ...
Ampersand obtains a oage of Mitt Romney’s leaked strategy memo
Negatives and possible solutions, taken from Mitt Romney’s leaked campaign strategy memo.